Anyone want to talk to me?
I don’t bite… Well, I usually do, but at the moment I’m a bit too depressed, hence the reason I’m whoring for conversation and stuffing my face with what’s left of Easter candy.

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
(Source: dearhazza-loveboobear)
YESI have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
ok im only reblogging this because THATS EXACTLY HOW THE WEATHER IS TODAY
OMFG
reblogging again to say yeah, that kinda was what the weather was like…weird.
undertaker—thefuneraldirector:
(( DEAD. I’M DEAD. ))
(THIS IS PRACTICALLY CANON AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED)
(Source: texts-from-kuro)
“I was a butterfly caught in a spider’s web…”
How to break an apple apart with your bare hands
Thischanges
everything
I started hyperventilating and laughing at the same time the second that I pressed play because dear god how exciting I’m so excited oh my god
Holy shit is this a real thing.
Someone get me some apples!
((Can I go into the grocery store and do this to all the apples?))
Via Welcome to the Host Club.





